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When the Sheik Hits the Fan

Australian (cat) meathead Mufti, Sheik Taj al-Din al-Hilaly, has seemingly recovered from his heart problems, proffering advice on how he should be dealt with.

Embattled senior Muslim cleric Sheik Taj al-Din al-Hilaly has hit back at the storm of controversy surrounding his comments comparing women to meat by suggesting an “ethical court” be set up to try him.

Sheik al-Hilaly has called for a judge, two lawyers and two translators to form a court, which would listen to the recording of his Ramadan sermon.

He has said that he will retire from his position if the court finds him guilty of condoning rape or suggesting women are to blame for sexual assaults.

He has also said he will perform 600 hours of community service and wear masking tape over his mouth in public for six months as a penalty. 

Maybe he should also wear masking tape over his zipper. You know, with all of that enticing, uncovered cat meat roaming around.

As for the community service, here’s a few suggestions:

  • Helping at a battered women shelter
  • Helping at a rape counselling center (on second thought, perhaps this is not such a good idea..)
  • Shutting the f*** up

    I would also recommend that he be made to become well acquainted with a cat o’ nine tails.

    Meanwhile..

    In his sermon at Friday prayers at the Lakemba mosque in Sydney’s south-west, the sheik also called for nominations from other clerics for his role of mufti of Australia.

    The sheik had earlier promised supporters a “knockout” at his sermon.

    I’m assuming she’ll be suitably covered up.

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    David Lange

    A law school graduate, David Lange transitioned from work in the oil and hi-tech industries into fulltime Israel advocacy. He is a respected commentator and Middle East analyst who has often been cited by the mainstream media
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    David Lange

    A law school graduate, David Lange transitioned from work in the oil and hi-tech industries into fulltime Israel advocacy. He is a respected commentator and Middle East analyst who has often been cited by the mainstream media
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