At the emergency meeting of the Arab League foreign ministers, palestinian Foreign Minister Mahmoud “Wart” Zahar knew what he had to do to relieve himself of his stomach cramp…
Al Zahar: “Ahhhhhhh!”
And he would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for that meddling Qatari Foreign Minister, Sheik Hamad bin Jassem al Thani..
Hamad bin Jassem al Thani: “That was disgusting, Al Zahar.”Mahmoud Al Zahar: “You tell anyone, and I scream ‘Zionist!'”