Paris Hilton – recently sentenced to 45-days in jail – wants us all to know why we should help her stay out.
Paris Hilton has urged fans to sign a petition to keep her out of jail because she “provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives”.The 26-year-old was ordered by a Los Angeles judge on Friday to report to a county jail by June 5 to serve a 45-day sentence for violating the terms of her probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case.Hilton’s plea, on her MySpace website, came as her lawyers filed a notice with the court indicating their intent to appeal.The hotel heiress urged fans to join her in a desperate plea to California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to keep her out of jail.She wrote on her blog: “My friend Joshua started this petition, please help and sihn (sic) it. i LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!”The petition reads: “Paris Whitney Hilton is an American celebrity and socialite. She is an heiress to a share of the Hilton Hotel fortune, as well as to the real estate fortune of her father Richard Hilton. She provides hope for young people all over the US and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives.”“We, the American public who support Paris, are shocked, dismayed and appalled by how Paris has been the person to be used as an example that Drunk Driving is wrong…“This petition is to ask Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to pardon Paris Hilton for her mistake. Please allow her to her return to her career and life.”
Here’s an example of the “beauty and excitement” she brings to the lives of the peasant-folk.
Paris has claimed that police only stop her so they can hit on her. She said: “I think I get in more trouble just because of who I am.“The cops do it all the time.“They’ll just pull me over to hit on me. It’s really annoying. They’re like, ‘What’s your phone number? Want to go to dinner?’ “
You just can’t make stuff like this up.
Word of advice to Paris: if you want people to do you a favor, it is probably not advisable to call their lives mundane.
Further word of advice: While you are in jail, ponder how you could actually do something constructive with your life.
