Last week, nearly 300 protesters were arrested at the Republican National Convention, for things like breaking windows, slashing tires and harassing delegates.
As you will now see from the mugshots of some of these protesters, we are clearly not dealing with the intellectual elite here. In fact, these mugshots alone would make me want to vote Republican if I were American.
Eryn Trimmer
Most Likely to Be Mistaken For Lurch
Monica Bicking
Most Likely to Shoot Laser Beams From Her Eyes
Robert Czernik
Most Likely to Have a Bad Hair Day…Every Day
Nathanael Secor
Most Likely to Have An Acid Flashback
Garrett Fitzgerald
Most Likely to Be Mistaken for Peter Gallagher…After A Long Hunger Strike
Vernon Alexander Rodrigues
Most Likely to Be Mistaken For a Russian Mobster