..but were all actually said by FITH disease sufferer Brendon “Brendover” O’Connell, who is about to spend time behind bars, where his behind is about to be spent.
5. “Whats up mate?”
4. “Aweeeeee poor little fella.”
3. “Hey num Nuts.”
2. “..scared by a bum from Perth.”
1. “He never had one in the fist place.”
Previously on Israellycool: The Top 5 Things You Don’t Want to Say When You Are About to Go To Prison
