Animal rights campaigners are threatening to sue rockers AC/DC if they go ahead with a concert in Austria.
No, not because there will be KFC sold there, but because the music could harm the birds.
I kid you not.
Animal rights campaigners are threatening legal action if the veteran band goes ahead with a gig planned for Wels airport in Austria in May.
Hans Uhl of BirdLife said birds nesting in the area at the time would be threatened by anthems such as Highway To Hell and You Shook Me All Night Long.
“The second biggest colony of curlews in Upper Austria and various other ground-nesting birds must not become endangered,” Mr Uhl said.
And here I was thinking it was only harmful to Guantanamo Bay terrorists.