Although making fun of the rolly polly Hamashole is good any day of the week.
This soccer refereeing thing is even more fun than playing.
I’m gonna wash that grey right out of my hair…
“Not. Feeling. Well. What’s in this pita bread”
“I’m a natural with kids.”
“There, there Ahmed. Nothing to be afraid of. Those men with masks and guns are the good guys!”
“Ahmed, enough crying already. Or I’ll send YOU on the next Jihadi mission”
