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Public Service Announcement

Today’s public service announcement is brought to you by the Arabic Firas Press (auto-translated).

For young people: Do not marry her long hair!!

Surveys conducted by us that the long hair several disadvantages:

First: Shampoo consumed per week in case her hair was smooth.

If, however, coarse they need to soothes and bath oil in addition to shampoo.

And thus be compelled to determine the budget for the cleanliness of your wife and your hair shine and vitality.

Second: Her long hair consumes a large amount of water when washing her hair.

And it may take at least two hours to wash her hair with water.

This means, at best into force of the hot water and deprive you of washing before going out of the house, in addition to the cost of water bill these days. ”

Third: consume electricity.

Vsahbp be proud of long hair long hair and spend more time on her hair at least two hours.

And thus consume a lot of electricity and will not be able to pay the bill for the end of the month.

Fourth: In the events and celebrations of God be in thy help.

Can not participate in events big or small, without going to the hairdresser, and her hair long hairstyle means necessary not less than 100 dinars, so what if the call twice a month to friends and family occasions ??!!!.

Fifth: Taatabk psychologically.

If you go to participate in the events and noted that one hair fell from her long hair, it will come back home and start crying and Balnuah says Hsdoowoowoowoowoni!!! Tgerk and take you by the Sheikh (is that what they call it? – ed.) to Sheikh to protect her from envy ….

Vtaatabk psychologically, except for large amounts of money that will be forced to pay for the quacks and charlatans sheikhs and other ..

Sixth: Taatabk physically.

Because of her pride in her hair long, they will not covered it while cooking Cuomo some hair inside, you can view the inside dish has survived from diseases realized, and that has not stopped even began to have you.

And began to your health in sixty shrewd, and your destiny will be the hospital bed extracted reg strange type and shape of your stomach and intestines, to notify doctors finally it stone composed of hair, not sand!!.

Seventh: force you to work with one of the weekly contracted plumbers in the region. (Who will no doubt covet your long-haired wife – ed.)

Until you are instructed to sink and bathtub Teslic impasse because of Preserving your wife felt.

This is apart from lots and lots of Albulaoi Almtllp ….

After all this …

… Ptcoloa … (Which I assume is rather a hideous disease -ed.)

Unit, we want long hair??? !!!! !!!! ?

Yes! Yes, we do!

Meanwhile, the article is accompanied by an image which you can click “to see the suffering of the most beautiful.” Clicking on it opens further images, including the following:

Oh, the inhumanity.

Update: Another reason for staying away from long-haired women. It could lead to this:

DFLP terrorist mortar
AP

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David Lange

A law school graduate, David Lange transitioned from work in the oil and hi-tech industries into fulltime Israel advocacy. He is a respected commentator and Middle East analyst who has often been cited by the mainstream media
Picture of David Lange

David Lange

A law school graduate, David Lange transitioned from work in the oil and hi-tech industries into fulltime Israel advocacy. He is a respected commentator and Middle East analyst who has often been cited by the mainstream media
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