Ma’an news reports:
The Gaza government’s anti-narcotics unit on Thursday seized 50 kilograms of Bango
Which raises a lot of questions:
- Why did Bango go all the way to Gaza to get his narcotics?
- Is Bango pro-palestinian?
- While in Gaza, did Bango visit some old friends?
- Is Bango’s weight loss attributable to his drug habit, or has he been deprived of food by the evil Zionist occupiers?
- Why did Bango turn to drugs in the first place? Was it to get over his injury?
Or was it to be able to do things like this?
I need answers!
In the meantime – Bango, you disappoint me.