Israel is pulling out all the stops to disrupt Egyptian tourism. And if you thought our Zionist Death SharksTM plan was cunning, wait until you hear about our latest weapon.
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Israeli supermodel Bar Refaeli has managed to get in trouble with the Egyptians. Refaeli visited Egypt about two weeks ago with her boyfriend, Hollywood actor Leonardo DiCaprio. Asked by Israeli reporters whether she would ever go back there, she replied that “Egypt is a very primitive place”.
On Monday, Egyptian newspaper al-Dustur published a harsh editorial against Refaeli, claiming that her remarks were part of an Israeli attack on tourism to Egypt. The article was titled: “An Israeli plan to harm Egyptian tourism through a supermodel.”
According to the paper, the Israelis are doing everything in their power to attract tourists from Sinai’s beaches to Eilat and Haifa.“It’s part of Israel’s constant efforts to attack tourism in Sinai in a bid to make the tourists move from the Egyptian beaches to the Israeli beaches. The Israeli press has taken advantage of the shark attacks on European tourists off the Sharm coast in order to convey in different languages the fear of the tourists visiting Egypt,” the article claimed.
In case you are wondering why we would try to disrupt Egyptian tourism, we are apparently just evil like that.
