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Gaddafi Death Odds

gaddafiLibyan tyrant Muammar Gaddafi has vowed to die as a “martyr.”

But what are the chances of this happening? 

Gaddafi Death Odds

10,000-1: Martyr

50-1: Murdered by his virgin fembots

30-1: Allergic reaction to his hair dye

20-1: Plane accident (isn’t it ironic….)

8-1: Heart attack after taking medication given to him by his nurse (Viagara)

6-1: Flamenco dancing related mishap

5-1: Accidentally impaled on his own umbrella

4-1: Death at the hands of the “bearded ones”

3-1: Suffocation by tent collapse

2-1: Beaten to death by someone fed up trying to spell his name

7 thoughts on “Gaddafi Death Odds”

  1. It would be nice if he died the good old fashoned biblical way. Hit by a bolt of lightening sent by you know who. And you could still blame the Jews.

  2. If I were going to die at the hands of the Jews I would want it to be laughing myself to death at a Mel Brooks Film Festival. "Is it twoo what they say about you people being, um, gifted? It's twoo! It's twoo!" HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHA <gasp>

    1. Hilarious scene but did you hear the following line that Brooks had to cut out:

      you hear Cleavon Little say, "I hate to disappoint you ma'am, but you're sucking on my arm".

      😀

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