Libyan tyrant Muammar Gaddafi has vowed to die as a “martyr.”
But what are the chances of this happening?
Gaddafi Death Odds
10,000-1: Martyr
50-1: Murdered by his virgin fembots
30-1: Allergic reaction to his hair dye
20-1: Plane accident (isn’t it ironic….)
8-1: Heart attack after taking medication given to him by his nurse (Viagara)
6-1: Flamenco dancing related mishap
5-1: Accidentally impaled on his own umbrella
4-1: Death at the hands of the “bearded ones”
3-1: Suffocation by tent collapse
2-1: Beaten to death by someone fed up trying to spell his name
