Bin Laden’s Toast!


Over a month ago, that is what we said.

Now someone is saying it again.

A man was about to butter the slice of toast when he spotted the likeness of the Al Qaeda leader appearing from beyond the grave.

Bin Laden’s beard and moustache can be made out, and the piercing stare is also there.

According to the Daily Star, the man said: ‘He was always a sandwich short of a picnic.’

How ridiculous. Everyone knows that is not Bin Laden.

It’s clearly Jesus. But it may be worthwhile for the man to stick a piece of bacon on top of it just in case (unless he is Jewish, of course).

And speaking of Bin Laden and bacon:

Was Osama bin Laden shot with a bullet soaked in pork fat, denying him a place in paradise?

Yes, if one rather shady website, that peddles gun oil containing liquefied pig fat, is to be believed.

The makers of Silver Bullet Gun Oil claim it contains 13 per cent USDA liquefied pig fat thus making the product ‘a highly effective counter-Islamic terrorist force multiplier.’

The apparent owner of the gun oil site, who goes by the name ‘The Midnight Rider,’ explains how the pig fat will transfer onto anything the bullet strikes.

This ‘effectively denies entry to Allah’s paradise to an Islamo-fascist terrorist,’ Rider adds.

The oil, which costs $8.95 for 4oz, apparently puts the ‘fear of death into them (terrorists)’.

In Islam consumption of pork is forbidden, but the Quran also states that if one is forced to consume the meat then they are guiltless and therefore not disqualified from paradise.

The website also notes its customers include members of the U.S. military.

‘Thousands of bottles of Silver Bullet Gun Oil have been distributed since July of 2004 by its creator to members of ALL U.S. Military branches,’ it claims.

A promotional YouTube video for the oil shows a picture of Bin Laden and the claim: ‘Killed with a weapon using Silver Bullet Gun Oil’.

‘Midnite Rider’ also known as ‘Warrior of YAHWEH,’ claims to be a former Marine scout sniper on the site.

Pictures of the ‘production line’ show a masked men wearing regulation Marine camouflage uniform, that is officially off-limits for civilians.

A disclaimer on the website also reads: ‘This product is for use on armed Muslim terrorists only.

‘We do not promote discrimination against any race or religion, only terrorists.’

A spokesman for the U.S. Army’s weapons-procurement command told the Southern Pverty Law Center’s Hatewatch – a not-for-profit that monitors the evolving problem of online bigotry – that he was unfamiliar with Silver Bullet, ‘though he conceded that a soldier or marine could theoretically purchase the oil on his or her own and use it on the battlefield.’

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A lawyer by education, David Lange - founder and managing editor of Israellycool - found his calling in advocating for Israel and the Jewish people. He is available for public speaking engagements.