Ok, technically this should be the Sixth Annual Muslim Protest Awards, but I forgot to hold them the past few years
Most Likely to Have Caught His Privates in His Zipper Award:
Most in Need of a Good Dentist Award:
Most Likely to Take Crappy Photos Award:
Most Likely To Be Seen With A Chainsaw Award:
Most Likely To Audition For a Michael Jackson Video Award:
Worst Effigy Award:
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