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Engineered By The Israel Lobby: Evil Zionist Crop Circles

Today’s item, bought and paid for by the Israel Lobby: Evil Zionist crop circles:

VERY IMPORTANT UPDATE FROM A VERY IMPORTANT COLUMNIST FROM A VERY IMPORTANT NEWSPAPER: According to Tom Friedman, it turns out that the Israel Lobby didn’t buy and pay for these crop circles after all; they merely “engineered” them. Which makes perfect sense, what with all the engineering that goes into creating these suckers.

So to clarify, Tom , when you say “engineered”, is there a particular kind of engineer on whom you’re basing your comparison?

For example, before his cellphone-delivered death was ‘engineered’ by Israel, Hamas operative/bombmaker Yahya Ayyash’s nickname was ‘The Engineer’. And along with fellow terrorists like Dalal Mughrabi and Amna Muna, Ayyash is still being lionized by the ‘moderate’ Palestinian leadership, as recently as last year. Is that the kind of engineering you’re talking about?

Or were you referring to The Engineer character from the Team Fortress 2 video game?

Like that kind of “engineered”, Tom? Well, let me just check out this video and…….hey, not too shabby.

This Engineer fellow strikes me as a friendly, guitar-playing kind of guy. Freakin’ sweet! Thanks, Tom! This’ll totally help undo some of the damage from your ‘accidental’ use of classic Jew-hatey imagery!

Of course, if you watch the video, that engineer is pretty crafty, devious, and ingenious with the killing machines, which is also a part of the paranoid, conspiracist, Jew-hatey meme, which…gets us back to square one with that original Congress-controlling garbage you wrote.

So thanks for that clarification, Tom. This is so much better……I guess.

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Zionist Shark (not his real name) is just your average evil Zionist Shark, exposing the moral imbecility of the anti-Israel feeding frenzy. He also shares his short-form Zionist rantings on Twitter - @ZionistShark
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Zionist Shark

Zionist Shark (not his real name) is just your average evil Zionist Shark, exposing the moral imbecility of the anti-Israel feeding frenzy. He also shares his short-form Zionist rantings on Twitter - @ZionistShark
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