I can’t believe I missed this one: Israel has apparently exported at least one member of its ZAD (Zionist Animals of Death) squad to India, and he’s been caught.
India and Pakistan could be in for monkey diplomacy after an unsuspecting primate strayed across the border into Pakistan to be snapped up by soldiers and packed off to a British-era zoo.
The monkey, who has not been given a name by his Pakistani handlers, was apparently found ambling around the desert region of Rahim Yar Khan on November 19.
Paramilitary troops manning a border post spotted the animal and sent him to Bahawalpur zoo in Pakistan’s Punjab province. The case may be open and shut for the zoo, but his status is attracting a flurry of media attention.
“We were given him by the Rangers. They found him strolling near their post,” the zoo’s curator Irfan Farooqi told AFP by telephone.
He added: “We don’t suspect the monkey has been deliberately sent to Pakistan. I don’t think it is a trained spy. It is a common monkey.”
Oh no, this is no common monkey. He is a trained spy: agent Bubbles, one of our finest Mossad monkeys.
Because we are not just the sons of monkeys and pigs. We also train them.
