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Netanyahu And The Nuclear Duck

If you heard Binyamin Netanyahu’s speech at AIPAC, you may have known something like this was coming.

Update: And still on the topic of ducks, behold, my favorite duck joke.

A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, “You got any duck food?”

“No,” says the pharmacist, “we don’t sell duck food.” The duck leaves.

The duck comes back the next day and says, “You got any duck food?”

“No,” says the pharmacist with a frown, “This is a pharmacy. We don’t sell duck food.” The duck leaves.

The duck comes back the next day. “You got any duck food?”

“Look,” screams the pharmacist. “This a pharmacy! We don’t sell duck food! We sell medicine! If you come in here tomorrow and ask for duck food, I’m going to nail your little, yellow webbed feet to the floor!” The duck leaves.

The duck comes back the next day. The pharmacist is bristling. The duck asks timidly, “You got any nails?”

“No,” says the pharmacist. “This is a pharmacy! We do not sell nails!”

“Good! You got any duck food?” says the duck.

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David Lange

A law school graduate, David Lange transitioned from work in the oil and hi-tech industries into fulltime Israel advocacy. He is a respected commentator and Middle East analyst who has often been cited by the mainstream media
Picture of David Lange

David Lange

A law school graduate, David Lange transitioned from work in the oil and hi-tech industries into fulltime Israel advocacy. He is a respected commentator and Middle East analyst who has often been cited by the mainstream media
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