Aussie Dave’s Top Israeli Presidential Conference Tweets
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For those of you who did not follow the live-tweeting of the past few days, here are my favorite Aussie Dave tweets.
Bill Clinton quoting Wilson, which is plain stupid since everyone knows a basketball can't talk #tomorrow13
— (((David Lange))) (@Israellycool) June 19, 2013
Dr Ruth would suggest using protection / MT @TzionE: BEWARE: There are some bad hashtags going around. It's #tomorrow13.
— Aussie Dave (@israellycool) June 19, 2013
Would have totally different meaning had @AskDrRuth said it / RT @sidelinejew: #Tomorrow13 oh snap! Obama is referred to as big brother.
— Aussie Dave (@israellycool) June 20, 2013
[The next few tweets were inspired by Sharon Stone’s characterization of one of the interviewer’s questions as a “marshmallow wrapped in bacon”, as well as another comment that when she sees a baby, she just wants to sink her teeth into its chubby limbs]Gelfond said perhaps there'll be Israeli tech that will allow movie goers to NOT disturb others. Sorry, we don't roll like that #tomorrow13
— Aussie Dave (@israellycool) June 20, 2013
I wonder if you wrapped a baby in bacon and marshmallow. Would Sharon Stone still want to sink her teeth into its chubby limbs? #tomorrow13
— Aussie Dave (@israellycool) June 20, 2013
What I learned at #tomorrow13: Sharon Stone prefers to bite into the chubby legs of a baby than bacon-covered marshmallow
— Aussie Dave (@israellycool) June 20, 2013
Good: Sharon Stone mentions "porking" at #tomorrow13 Bad: She is referring to practice of covering marshmallow in bacon
— Aussie Dave (@israellycool) June 20, 2013
I always admire Shimon Peres' ability to cut a short story long #tomorrow13
— Aussie Dave (@israellycool) June 20, 2013
Peres says if people would be transparent, thy would be boring. As he sits next to Sharon Stone with the see-through top #tomorrow13
— Aussie Dave (@israellycool) June 20, 2013
Shimon Peres kind of reminds me of Yoda, but less intelligible #tomorrow13
— Aussie Dave (@israellycool) June 20, 2013
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