Almost everybody must know this classic joke:
Rabbi Altmann and his secretary were sitting in a coffeehouse in Berlin in 1935. “Herr Altmann,” said his secretary, “I notice you’re reading Der Stürmer! I can’t understand why. A Nazi libel sheet! Are you some kind of masochist, or, God forbid, a self-hating Jew?”
“On the contrary, Frau Epstein. When I used to read the Jewish papers, all I learned about were pogroms, riots in Palestine, and assimilation in America. But now that I read Der Stürmer, I see so much more: that the Jews control all the banks, that we dominate in the arts, and that we’re on the verge of taking over the entire world. You know – it makes me feel a whole lot better!”
I have a feeling that this 50 minute documentary from Press TV about how Israel has sabotaged and spied on Iran’s “peaceful” nuclear program is going to make me feel so good about how clever we Jews are!
http://youtu.be/FDU1gMGv1ww
H/t to i24News.
“The espionage agencies, especially the Zionist Regime’s espionage agency (Mossad) is like the devil,” Alavi says. “If you throw it out the door it’ll sneak in through the window. If you’re not careful for one second, it will start its sabotage and espionage attempts again.”
Aside from physical damage, persistent cyber-offensives target the Iranian program, the documentary shows.
“Since late March 2014, we’ve encountered over 20 different types of malware that tried to enter the industry; with the purpose of collecting information and also with the purpose of creating defects,” says Ali Asghar Zarean, AEOI Deputy Head for Security for Iran’s nuclear program. “But with the measures we’ve taken including UTM [unified threat management], firewall, closing ports and so on, nothing has happened.”
The Iranians also claim that foreign intelligence services, primarily the Mossad have sought to recruit citizens of the country into their services, without telling them for whom they were working.