Twitter Responds To News That Iran Will Inspect Its Own Nuclear Sites (Updated)
Brian pretty much nailed it earlier when he said, in response to the news that Iran will inspect its own nuclear sites, that “The Onion wants its report back.”
I personally was rendered speechless at the news. But Twitter . . . is never speechless.
Iran will inspect itself if it suspects itself of suspicious activity. #IranDeal http://t.co/4I7miN0jGj
— Abe Greenwald (@AbeGreenwald) August 19, 2015
Wait… So if Iran can investigate their own nuke sites do they have to give themselves 24 days notice?
— Unsanctioned Hamas Mickey Mouse Knock-off (@NotAntiSemitic) August 19, 2015
When i hear the words "most robust inspection regime ever" this image pops up in my mind #IranDeal #JCOPA pic.twitter.com/JRS6j4aOEF
— benwaxman (@benwaxman) August 20, 2015
Yuval Steinitz on @AP Parchin inspection report: "one must welcome this global innovative and outside-the-box thinking"
— Tal Shalev (@talshalev1) August 19, 2015
Tablet is even making it quite clear:
Iran will hire #Iran to inspect nuclear facilities in Iran that Iran denies having: http://t.co/IX9zfkjR1k #IranDeal
— Tablet Magazine (@tabletmag) August 19, 2015
Kerry: Who will investigate Iran violations?
Zarif: What about Disney characters?
Kerry: Compromise—you investigate your own violations
— Lee Smith (@LeeSmithDC) August 19, 2015
— Max Abrahms (@MaxAbrahms) August 20, 2015
Aaaand then there’s this.
To be clear, there are no “secret side deals” to @TheIranDeal. pic.twitter.com/XqpkU6U9cT
— Sec. Ernest Moniz (@EnergySecMoniz) August 19, 2015
Updated 12:00: Brian added a few more tweets.