According to Swedish newspaper Svenska Dagbadet, police in Sweden have been given a directive not to describe criminals, potential criminals and trench coat wearing perverts wandering in your kids’ school zones because of a very serious issue facing the world today. We’re talking about the very scary scenario in which you may be, heaven forbid, perceived as racist.
The following is a police training video now used by the Stockholm Police Force to ensure their cadets don’t infringe on their suspects’ cultural sensitivities.
The following are now the only acceptable police sketches permissible by law:
By the way Judge Dan. You should lay low for a while, because you’re probably wanted for murder.