For Which “Behavioral and Moral Excesses” Did Hamas Execute One Of Their Own?

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Hamas recently announced they offed one of their own – for what they described as “behavioral and moral excesses.”

hamas announcement

They did not elaborate, so naturally I have my own theories as to the possible things the Hamashole may have done to seal his fate.



Taking part in a wild frat party

Feasting on Zionist goods

haniyeh yogurt

Engaging in phone sex

hamas phone

HamasexualityTM

Getting on their goat

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An Aussie immigrant to Israel, David Lange is founder and managing editor of Israellycool. He is a happy family man, and a lover of steak, Australian sports and single malt whisky.