For Which “Behavioral and Moral Excesses” Did Hamas Execute One Of Their Own?

Hamas recently announced they offed one of their own – for what they described as “behavioral and moral excesses.”

They did not elaborate, so naturally I have my own theories as to the possible things the Hamashole may have done to seal his fate.

Taking part in a wild frat party

Feasting on Zionist goods

Engaging in phone sex

Hamasexuality^TM

Getting on their goat