Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To Escape The Zionists


Today was Yom Ha’atzamaut (Israel Independence Day), and Israelis around the country had BBQs.

Apparently because we are all sick and evil.

Yup, the word is out. We are the only people on earth who eat barbecued meat. Call the UN!

Incidentally, this half-baked tweeter hates racism.

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others. And I am not referring to the barbecued variety.

Hat tip: YMikarov on Twitter

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An Aussie immigrant to Israel, David Lange is founder and managing editor of Israellycool. He is a happy family man, and a lover of steak, Australian sports and single malt whisky.