Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To Escape The Zionists

Today was Yom Ha’atzamaut (Israel Independence Day), and Israelis around the country had BBQs.

Apparently because we are all sick and evil.

Yup, the word is out. We are the only people on earth who eat barbecued meat. Call the UN!

Incidentally, this half-baked tweeter hates racism.

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others. And I am not referring to the barbecued variety.

Hat tip: YMikarov on Twitter


David Lange

A law school graduate, David Lange transitioned from work in the oil and hi-tech industries into fulltime Israel advocacy. He is a respected commentator and Middle East analyst who has often been cited by the mainstream media