Fried Green Hamashole


Hamas terrorist Hani Shlouf may not have been much of a honey, but he did just go for a permanent shluff.

A member of Hamas’s military wing Tuesday died in a tunnel incident near the Israeli-Gaza border in Rafah, according to the Gaza-based Islamist group.

A spokesman for the Hamas-run Health Ministry in Gaza, Ashraf al-Qidra, identified the deceased as 24-year-old Hani Shlouf.

The group’s military wing said Shlouf died after he carried out “a great and honorable Jihadi mission” in “one of the resistance tunnels.”

Apparently the “great and honorable Jihadi mission” was to electrocute himself to death. Which is actually a mission I can fully support.

Coordinator of Government Activities in the Territories Maj. Gen. Yoav Mordechai said Shlouf was electrocuted to death.

Looking at the size of that gun he is holding, I suspect the 72 virgins will not be feeling very satisfied.

In other news, while Gazans complain about lack of electricity, Hamas seems to have plenty of it in their terror tunnels.

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A lawyer by education, David Lange - founder and managing editor of Israellycool - found his calling in advocating for Israel and the Jewish people. He is available for public speaking engagements.