How the Palestinian Authority Teaches Math to Fourth-Graders

Israel’s Coordination of Government Activities in the Territories (COGAT) has posted on Facebook the following disturbing example from a 4th grade palestinian textbook

https://www.facebook.com/cogat.israel/photos/a.757361664359520.1073741828.724192144343139/1574323102663368/?type=3&theater

Here’s are some of my own math question for these budding little jihadis:

1. If I am elected President for a 4 year-term, how many years do I serve as President?
   Answer: As long as the heck I want.
2. What is the number of virgins in paradise you have been told you are going to get minus the amount of raisins you will actually get?
   Answer: 72. It was a trick question – they don’t go to paradise at all or even get raisins.
3. What are the chances of peace (%) with this sort of education and incitement?
   Answer: 0%