You’d have to be a dumbass to simply ignore security at Ben Gurion airport and try getting past them.
A half-ass on the other hand…
A mule escaped a village near the Ben Gurion Airport and went for a walk inside the terminal hall in the early hours of Wednesday, much to the shock of security personnel and stunt passengers.
The mule arrived at terminal 1 at 3 am on Wednesday, and after standing on the road for a few minutes, made its way to the departures hall.
After walking around the terminal hall for a few minutes, Agriculture Ministry personnel arrived and took the animal away.
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“Ruthie, come quick,” a security employee is hear on the radio in the recording, with loud laughter in the background.
“This is the weirdest thing that ever happened to me during a shift,” said a worker who was doing the night shift. “It was very very late, at first, I thought I was dreaming.”
All joking aside, thank goodness this was not a terror mule.