Jabba the Jihadi Captured

You can run but you can’t hide…but in this guy’s case, he couldn’t run either.

A morbidly obese Daesh ‘mufti’ who advocated enslavement, rape, torture and ethnic cleansing was caught in a raid yesterday by an elite Iraqi SWAT team of the Nineveh regiment in the city of Mosul.

Shifa Al-Nima, also known as Abu Abdul-Bari, was too overweight (reportedly weighing over 135 kilograms) to be put in a police car and was instead, unceremoniously taken into custody on the back of a pick-up truck.

Al-Nima is considered to be one of the biggest captures among the Daesh leadership in recent months, due to his position as the terrorist organisation’s top religious authority in issuing fatwas (religious edicts).

“Al-Nima is considered to be one of the biggest captures among the Daesh leadership in recent months” – I’d say.

This guy puts the fat into Fatwa. I just wonder, how the hell are they going to hang him?

Now watch as the snowflakes criticize me and others for fat-shaming him.

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David Lange

A law school graduate, David Lange transitioned from work in the oil and hi-tech industries into fulltime Israel advocacy. He is a respected commentator and Middle East analyst who has often been cited by the mainstream media