Why Heinz is About to Get Boycotted by the Israel-Haters

Last year, the official Israeli Twitter account engaged in some delightful “trolling” of the Weetabix account, with this tweet*:

Now over a year later, and Heinz UK has come with this hilarious-yet-disturbing response:

prompting this response from Israel:

which is kind, because – let’s face it – it looks ghastly.

Surprisingly, there has been no response from the Israel-haters. For instance, why hasn’t former Labour MP Chris Williamson called for “Death to Heinz”?

And I guess the Palestine Action dumbasses will not be using Heinz ketchup for their fake blood:

^{*For the record, I am sure not all Middle Eastern countries would agree. If Israel says “white”, then countries like Iran and Lebanon would say “black”. Just because}