These Are The Guys Who Claim Their Ancestors Conquered America

A group of white supremacists from the group Patriot Front were arrested over the weekend, allegedly on their way to wreak havoc at a Pride event in the city of Coeur d’Alene. According to the ADL:

  • Patriot Front is a white supremacist group whose members maintain that their ancestors conquered America and bequeathed it to them, and no one else.
  • In 2020, Patriot Front transitioned from using explicit antisemitic and white supremacist language in its propaganda to more cover bigoted language, promoting a form of “patriotism” that emboldens white supremacy, xenophobia, antisemitism, and fascism.

Here are the arrested men:

Let’s be honest here. The only things their ancestors seem to have conquered are their own siblings. I don’t think I’ve ever seen quite so much evidence of inbreeding in one mug shot.

For instance, these two seem to be posing for a dating site. Perhaps they thought they recognized the photographer from a family gathering. But let’s face it – they do pick-up trucks, not pick-up lines:

This guy’s face seems to be planning a civil insurrection against itself:

“I promise not to be naughty again, Mr officer!”

If only foreheads were an indication of brain size:

If this guy is the future of the white race, I don’t give the white race too long to survive:

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