In an interview with AARP, actor Adam Sandler no doubt manages to implode the heads of haters everywhere with this answer to a question about his bucket list:
Q: You’ve accomplished so much. What’s left to do? Are you a bucket list maker?
Well, I haven’t been to Israel and I’m the Zohan, for God’s sake. I’m excited to get there…I suck at golf compared to the really good golfers I play with, and I wish I could get to that next level. I wish I could speak another language, like fluent Hebrew.
Well, at least the haters whose heads did not already implode from Adam years ago, when he said this:
“I’m very pro-Israel and when someone says shit about Israel, and I know people say shit about Israel and they fucking won’t play there… and when you go off on Roger Waters I love that you do that. I’m disgusted that they single out Israel that [they say], ‘We can’t play Israel.’ All these fucking nice Israeli people are getting a ‘fuck you’ from Roger Waters.”
Who am I kidding? Their hearts were broken the moment this trailer dropped:
Adam, if and when you make it here, the Fizzy Bubblech is on me!
