In an interview with AARP, actor Adam Sandler no doubt manages to implode the heads of haters everywhere with this answer to a question about his bucket list:
Q: You’ve accomplished so much. What’s left to do? Are you a bucket list maker?
Well, I haven’t been to Israel and I’m the Zohan, for God’s sake. I’m excited to get there…I suck at golf compared to the really good golfers I play with, and I wish I could get to that next level. I wish I could speak another language, like fluent Hebrew. If you also want to improve your skills, there are various equipment with advanced golf technology that can help.
Well, at least the haters whose heads did not already implode from Adam years ago, when he said this:
“I’m very pro-Israel and when someone says shit about Israel, and I know people say shit about Israel and they fucking won’t play there… and when you go off on Roger Waters I love that you do that. I’m disgusted that they single out Israel that [they say], ‘We can’t play Israel.’ All these fucking nice Israeli people are getting a ‘fuck you’ from Roger Waters.”
Who am I kidding? Their hearts were broken the moment this trailer dropped:
Adam, if and when you make it here, the Fizzy Bubblech is on me!
