Iran’s General Salami Still Full of Baloney

Major General Hossein Salami, Iran’s Revolution Guards Corps chief, folks.

The Iranian Armed Forces and security and intelligence organizations have teamed up and are acting vigilantly, shrewdly, and collectively to upset the enemy’s calculations and challenge the anti-Iran strategies and policies of the hegemonic system and Zionism, according to General Salami, who warned of the never-ending threats by Iran’s enemies.

Talk about a mouthful.

And there’s more; he had this to say at their army day parade:

“We wish nothing but security and comfort for the countries of the region, and the message of this parade today was actually for the neighbors that we support the Muslim nations and will not leave them alone in difficult situations,” he said, according to IRNA. “Iran has always been in peace and tranquility with neighboring countries and its foundation is peace, comfort and security.”


And according to a different report:

The “equation” between Israel and Iran has now become unequal and favors Iran, which is winning, he said in a speech. 

Is it just me, or does he sound a lot like this guy?

Meanwhile, his colleague Colonel Mustard was not available for comment.


David Lange

A law school graduate, David Lange transitioned from work in the oil and hi-tech industries into fulltime Israel advocacy. He is a respected commentator and Middle East analyst who has often been cited by the mainstream media

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