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Things Go More Bananas At UCLA

Not the Onion:

The only thing funnier/sadder than the shebananagans is the fact someone wrote the above tweet unironically.

There was a protestor in the liberated zone at with a potentially fatal banana allergy. Counterprotestors invaded the encampment and saw all the no bananas warnings. The next day they came back waving bananas like settlers waving machine guns & smeared bananas everywhere.

And someone also actually said this:

Due to a student having a severe banana allergy within the encampment, all food is vetted for bananas before entering the food supply, Salem said. On Friday, counter-protesters were seen waving bananas in the air after hearing about the student’s allergy. 

Agitators were threatening to sexually assault a student with a banana after hearing that there’s a deadly banana allergy in the encampment,” he said. “The Zionists were told of this by the security and then waved bananas at us.” 

Once again, there’s a Monty Python skit for this:

Meanwhile, the memes have been coming thick and fast.

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David Lange

A law school graduate, David Lange transitioned from work in the oil and hi-tech industries into fulltime Israel advocacy. He is a respected commentator and Middle East analyst who has often been cited by the mainstream media
Picture of David Lange

David Lange

A law school graduate, David Lange transitioned from work in the oil and hi-tech industries into fulltime Israel advocacy. He is a respected commentator and Middle East analyst who has often been cited by the mainstream media
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