Not the Onion:
There was a protestor in the liberated zone at @UCLA with a potentially fatal banana allergy. Counterprotestors invaded the encampment and saw all the no bananas warnings. The next day they came back waving bananas like settlers waving machine guns & smeared bananas everywhere. pic.twitter.com/sPlTVnwHsu
— Linda Mamoun (@mamoun_linda) April 28, 2024
The only thing funnier/sadder than the shebananagans is the fact someone wrote the above tweet unironically.
There was a protestor in the liberated zone at with a potentially fatal banana allergy. Counterprotestors invaded the encampment and saw all the no bananas warnings. The next day they came back waving bananas like settlers waving machine guns & smeared bananas everywhere.
And someone also actually said this:
Due to a student having a severe banana allergy within the encampment, all food is vetted for bananas before entering the food supply, Salem said. On Friday, counter-protesters were seen waving bananas in the air after hearing about the student’s allergy.
“Agitators were threatening to sexually assault a student with a banana after hearing that there’s a deadly banana allergy in the encampment,” he said. “The Zionists were told of this by the security and then waved bananas at us.”
Once again, there’s a Monty Python skit for this:
I have obtained the official training video used by @UCLA Liberated Zone protesters to defend against a violent banana attack. https://t.co/RicWb9MxRp pic.twitter.com/xlElMl17C0
— Colin Wright (@SwipeWright) April 29, 2024
Meanwhile, the memes have been coming thick and fast.
