Old and busted: Honey I Blew Up The Kid.
New Hotness: Kids, we blew up Haniyeh
Top Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh has been killed in Iran, the group has said.
In a statement released on Wednesday, Hamas said Haniyeh was killed in an Israeli raid on his residence in Tehran.
According to the group, Haniyeh died after participating in the inauguration ceremony of the new Iranian President Masoud Pezeshkian who was sworn in on Tuesday.
Nobody has yet to claim responsibility.
The Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps said the cause of the “incident” was not immediately clear but was “being investigated”, AFP news agency reported.
Make no mistake about it. Haniyeh was an evil terrorist, responsible for the deaths of countless innocents, who deserved to be eliminated.
Which means the New York Times will likely run a piece about the former Arabic literature student, construction contractor, and erstwhile soccer player.
This is what he was up to the last time we saw him:
I would like to think he is right now striking that pose in the fires of Hell for eternity.
One thing’s for sure, he won’t be enjoying any Israeli dairy products anymore.
You reap what you sow. And this sow has now met the reaper.
Updates
31/7/24 8:10: Jeremy Corbyn was not available for comment, but was snapped at the time he heard the news about his friend.
31/7/24 8:25: Some more reactions
