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Israel-Hater Guy Christensen Outcringes Himself

Remember anti-Israel TikTok dingdong Guy Christensen or, as I prefer to call him, the Pubic Poodle? He opines on the conflict as if some kind of expert, while displaying embarrassing ignorance (like not even being able to correctly pronounce the name of the “Knesset”, Israel’s parliament). And he regularly does so in cringeworthy fashion, while holding food such as sandwiches, hot dogs, or apples.

(Either he is using the food as props or his mummy insisted he eat the lunches she packs for him, and he is just not that good at multi-tasking).

He recently uploaded a video in which he explained the difference between Israelis and his beloved palestinian Arabs, to highlight how we are evil and they are such good people.

He truly thinks he’s da bomb.

So Hamas and a fair few Gazan “civilians” perpetrated murder, rape, and kidnappings on October 7, which not only did not upset the Pubic Poodle in the slightest, it has driven him to increase his support for them. Meanwhile, what really drives him to tears is the idea that his name was supposedly written on a bomb.

Besides the sheer narcissism of this video, that distinction is about as real as his tears. One Israeli allegedly wrote his name on a missile destined for Hamas, while one Gazan wrote the Pubic Poodle’s name on a wall in appreciation of his anti-Israel propaganda, and that supposedly sums up the difference between us. Forget about Hamas’ atrocities against Israeli civilians and their own civilians. Forget about the fact many of their own civilians aid and abet Hamas. Forget about the fact Israel goes out of her way to minimize Gazan civilian casualties while Hamas tries to maximize both Israeli and Gazan casualties. Forget about the fact Israel builds bomb shelters for her citizens, while Hamas has not built one for theirs, instead using the money to build tunnels that only their terrorists are allowed to hide in. It is all about who likes him and who doesn’t.

By the way, there is no proof his name was even written on a bomb. A closer look at the image he presented shows while he was tagged in the photo, his name does not appear on any of the bombs in it:

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David Lange

A law school graduate, David Lange transitioned from work in the oil and hi-tech industries into fulltime Israel advocacy. He is a respected commentator and Middle East analyst who has often been cited by the mainstream media
Picture of David Lange

David Lange

A law school graduate, David Lange transitioned from work in the oil and hi-tech industries into fulltime Israel advocacy. He is a respected commentator and Middle East analyst who has often been cited by the mainstream media
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