There’s an old joke that goes something like this:
A Jewish man and a Chinese man are in a bar. Suddenly, the Jewish man punches the Chinese man in the face.
“Ow! Why did you do that?” asks he Chinese man.
“That’s for Pearl Harbor,” says the Jewish man.
“But the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor. I’m Chinese!” says the Chinese man.
“Chinese, Japanese, what’s the difference?” asks the Jewish man.
So the Chinese man punches the Jewish man.
“Ow! What’s that for?” asks the Jewish man.
“It’s for the Titanic,” says the Chinese man.
“What? That was an iceberg that brought down the Titanic!” says the Jewish man.
I am reminded of it by this post from the Hamas-affiliated Quds News Network:
Jacob Berger, Swiss actor aboard the Handala Freedom Flotilla, explains this might be his final video before being abducted by Israeli forces as the boat approaches Gaza. pic.twitter.com/f5JcSRv2lS
— Quds News Network (@QudsNen) July 25, 2025
This is Jacob Berger, Swiss film director, screenwriter, and actor:
The schlub pictured in the QNN post aboard the latest selfie boat is Jacob Berger, an otherwise unknown actor who has gained some prominence on social media since October 7 ‘as-a-Jewing’ as a beard for Hamas.
The closest thing to Swiss he gets to is Swiss cheese…on his double-bacon burger.
This is not the first time the anti-Israel propagandists could not get the identities of their own allies right. You may recall Ryan Ginger-gate.
And of course, who can forget this classic for the ages:
Meanwhile, I really wish Israel would let Hamburger arrive at Gaza…and have Hamas go through his phone.
