Guy Christensen Fights the “Ruling Class” High From a Luxury Car

Guy Christensen, aka the Cabbage Pube Kid aka the Performative Poodle, posted the following yesterday, April 20th:

There he is, blazing away in what looks like daddy’s Camry, preaching class warfare between puffs. Because nothing says “up yours” to “the ruling class” like smoking a blunt in a convertible car with leather seats.

Then again, perhaps he is hurting the ruling class; smoking damages the lungs after all.

So can having the munchies.

I couldn't resist https://t.co/XmrCTuOG1p pic.twitter.com/wlwtQdRBVo

— David Lange (@Israellycool) March 26, 2026

Incidentally, besides being cannabis day, 20/4 is also Hitler’s birthday. Seems appropriate for this turd.