Remember Arianna Hamilton, the nothingburger who Free Palestine-d her way out of a Burger King job? Turns out, there are folks out there dumber than she is – the ones who made her subsequent GofundMe grift a whopp(er)ing success.
When I last wrote about her, she had raised over $85K of the $140K she was asking for. Since then, she reached her (excessive) target and closed the GoFundMe.
Just kidding. She reached her (excessive) target so she increased it by over $100K to $250K. And she has almost reached that too.

She may have wanted to Free Palestine, but it seems Palestine has freed her… from having to get a job.
Meanwhile, the news gets even better for Arianna, with Gazans creating a painting in her honor.
This is how Palestinians in Gaza are showing solidarity with a Burger King employee in the U.S. who was fired for saying “free Palestine” to a customer. pic.twitter.com/jzKYVTVxaD
— AJ+ (@ajplus) August 13, 2026
The only thing starving here appears to be common sense.