Antisemitic “influencer” Guy Christensen, aka the Cabbage Pube Kid aka the Performative Poodle, is having a really bad couple of weeks (in addition to a bad hair day, which is every day).
Almost a week ago he announced how TikTok had permanently banned his page, on which he had accumulated 3.7 million followers fellow zombies.
While he claims it is because of his advocacy – blaming the censorship on “Zionist” Larry Ellison’s involvement with TikTok’s US entity – the more likely reasons are the multiple violations incurred for posting pro-terrorist content. But this is peak anti-Israel, Communist behavior: refuse to take responsibility for one’s own actions, while blaming your predicament on those more successful than you.
But Christensen’s week was able to get worse. Like a good little Communist poodle, he went to China, from where he posted anti-US propaganda.
I’ve never been in a US airport that didn’t have ads everywhere for the latest bombs and drone military systems. In China, it’s refreshing that they don’t allow that whatsoever. https://t.co/BbJFpigZy4
— YourFavoriteGuy☭ (@guychristensen_) October 26, 2026
(He would have needed a VPN to post these to his X feed from China – while he whines about being silenced by TikTok. Just saying).
When he got back to the US, he was detained, prompting him to post this SOS call:
He was eventually released, and naturally b*tched about the experience, blaming it once again on everyone else but himself.
If there’s one thing more tragic than his hair, it’s his complete inability to look in a mirror. What did he expect after visiting China AND posting anti-US propaganda, especially given his history of supporting terrorism?
Meanwhile, at least he hasn’t forgotten Palestine. Because apparently even a really bad week is no excuse to stop performing.
