Fresh from his propaganda visit to China and his subsequent detention by Border Patrol at US customs, Cabbage Pube KidTM Guy Christensen has found something else to be incensed about.
Stores enabling Jews to celebrate Chanukah.
Does your Walmart facility have one of these?#walmart #bds #hannukah #apartheid #boycott pic.twitter.com/p7FAEZ5jVb
— YourFavoriteGuy☭ (@guychristensen_) November 11, 2026
Granted he is making it about Israeli snacks, but Kedem is a US company through and through. It was right in front of his eyes when he picked up the snack:
But we already know the performative poodle’s real problem is with Jews.
If he truly wants to attack all establishments selling Israeli snacks and other food items, he can start with stores in his beloved Gaza.
Israel’s expanded aid deliveries into Gaza have opened a new commercial channel for Israeli food retailers, importers and suppliers, generating hundreds of millions of shekels in sales while many of the companies involved try to keep the business out of the spotlight.
The new market emerged after ceasefires in Gaza were accompanied by Israeli commitments to allow hundreds of trucks carrying food and equipment into the Strip each day. While much of the public debate has focused on humanitarian aid, financial reports and industry sources show that Israeli companies are also selling large volumes of commercial goods to approved Gaza merchants.
Victory, the supermarket chain controlled by the Ravid family and led by CEO Eyal Ravid, sold about 100 million shekels worth of goods to Gaza merchants in one month, the company disclosed only after the Israel Securities Authority required it to clarify the source of a sharp rise in sales. The chain had previously attributed the jump to the timing of Passover and the war with Iran, without specifying the primary driver of the increase.
Mehadrin, the agriculture company controlled by Yitzhak Tshuva’s Delek Group and a marketer of avocados, citrus fruit and dates, sold about 60 million shekels worth of goods to Gaza in the first quarter.
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About 30 companies have received licenses to supply goods to Gaza. They include major retailers and suppliers such as Victory, Mehadrin, Carrefour, Super Sapir, Hatzi Hinam and Maayan 2000, as well as Neto, Willi-Food, Bikurey Hasadeh, Diplomat, Schestowitz and Shaniv. Businessman Evan Neumann, formerly one of the owners of Max Stock, is also a prominent player in the Gaza goods trade.
And don’t get me started on the palestinian Arab controlled territories.
Still, Cabbage can take comfort in one thing: he won’t have to worry about stores there putting up Chanukah displays. Because clearly, the presence of Israeli snacks bothers him more than the absence of Jews.
So by all means, go elsewhere for your lighting needs, Cabbage. It won’t change the fact you’re not the brightest bulb in the box.
