Top 10 Things Oliver Stone May Have Said
Aussie Dave | May 29, 2005 | 3 comments
..after being arrested on drink driving and drug charges
10. “Facist!”9. “It’s not what you think, sir. It’s a Cuban cigar, given to me by Fidel.”8. “Boy, am I glad to see you officer! You would probably know where the closest donut shop is, right? And do they sell cookies?”7. “Hellllllllllllo Drinkstable…”6. “You’ve never been on the grassy knoll?”5. “I am in mourning for a friend” *4. “Yes, sir, I realize you weren’t born yesterday..or born on the fourth of July, for that matter.”3. “I didn’t say I was stoned, Sir. I said I was Stone!”2. “I just saw my film Alexander and felt a compelling need to drink”1. “This is a conspiracy!”
* see this if you don’t understand
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An Australian immigrant to Israel, Aussie Dave has been blogging since early 2003.Filed Under: General
So many puns on his last name but everyone overlooks his first name’s potential in this story:
“Please sir! May I have some more?”
Shy Guy
I’m with no. 2 …. a shocking film
Are you SURE you want to do this boy? Did you see what I did to Nixon?