Whose Line Is It Anyway: Gaddafi Sheen Edition

Yesterday I tweeted:

Are Muammar Gaddafi and Charlie Sheen using the same image consultant?

And I am clearly not the only one who has noticed that they both seem to be eating from the same bowl of nutty: The Guardian has published this Whose Line Is It Anyway style quiz.

It is a lot harder than you think. The answers are below (but no peeking).

gaddafi sheen

  1. I have defeated this earthworm with my words – imagine what I would have done with my fire-breathing fists
  2. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body
  3. Life without dignity is worthless
  4. I’m extremely old-fashioned, I’m a nobleman, I’m chivalrous
  5. I am like the Queen of England
  6. I am much bigger than any rank, for those who are talking about rank, I am a fighter
  7. Every great movement begins with one man
  8. These resentments, they are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my sabre
  9. I woke up at 4am, before dawn. You should be asleep. You’re all tired after a sleepless night
  10. 9/11 was ‘an absolute fairytale, a complete work of fiction

Answers:

  1. Sheen
  2. Sheen
  3. Gaddafi
  4. Sheen
  5. Gaddafi
  6. Gaddafi
  7. Sheen
  8. Sheen
  9. Gaddafi
  10. Sheen

Update: I think it is only a matter of time before Gaddafi’s blonde nurse finds solace in the arms of Charlie Sheen.

8 thoughts on “Whose Line Is It Anyway: Gaddafi Sheen Edition”

  1. Jim from Iowa

    Charlie Sheen also said something like "My enemies flail around like pathetic armless children." He's quite the wordsmith, even in his manic moments. It's fun for a lot of us, but it must be quite painful for those who love him and want him to get help. I hope it all works out for him somehow. As for Gaddafi, I would like to see his head mounted on a pike in the middle of Tripoli.

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