Clobbering the Cleric

Feel-good story of the day.

“Take that, sucker!”

They may be a far cry from their Western counterparts fighting for the acceptance to breast-feed — or go topless — in public, but two girls clobbered a cleric recently in a small town in Iran when he admonished one of them to cover herself more completely.

The cleric said he asked “politely,” but the girl’s angry reaction and some pugilistic double-teaming with her friend landed the holy man in the hospital, according to an account Monday in the semiofficial Mehr News Agency.

Hojatoleslam Ali Beheshti said he encountered the girls on his way to the mosque in the village of Shahmirzad for noon prayers in late August.

He told one of the girls to cover up, the report said.

“She responded by telling me to cover my eyes, which was very insulting to me,” Beheshti said. So he asked her a second time to cover up and also to put a lid on what he felt was verbal abuse.

She hit the man of the cloth, and he hit the ground.

“I don’t remember what happened after that,” he said. “I just felt her kicks and heard her insults.”

Beheshti, who emerged from the infirmary three days later, said he did not file a complaint against the girls.

But he doesn’t mind the local prosecutor’s investigation into the matter either “as long as the case helps the cause of Islamic hijab.”

The girls may have put the “jab” into “hijab,” but fighting with morality police or private individuals telling women to cover up is rare in small towns. It’s more common in larger cities, where women are more likely to take a stand.

2 thoughts on “Clobbering the Cleric”

  1. Something tells me that if the good people of Iran are able to overthrow the mullahs and restore a civil society, that country might become one giant strip club.

  2. Hundra the Warrior Woman

    Something tells me this is just the tip of the iceberg. More Iranians are becoming disenchanted with the mad mullahs telling them what to do, and they are beginning to fight back. They are finding that the morality police and sharia law is a burdon and maybe one day there will be a revolution. Let’s hope so.

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