Why EU Court Ruled Hamas Should Be Removed From EU Terror List

Today, an EU court ruled that Hamas should be removed from the European Union’s terrorist list. While it was said to be due to a “technical issue”, rumor has it there was more to it.

Here are some possible real reasons for the decision:

• Hamas are soft and cuddly.

• Their veneration of reading and writing (Check out the mass rallies in celebration of the pencil)

• Their equal opportunity employment policy.

• Actual terrorists would never do the chicken dance

• They are affectionate

• They are just a bunch of guys who love to party

• It would really upset UNRWA’s Chris Gunness

http://youtu.be/71H7nLPzpRs?t=30s

Update: More here, including:

Their world renowned daycare program #ReasonsForRemovalOfHamasFromEUTerrorList pic.twitter.com/xUjVQhM2Ml

— Ted (@TBillsss) December 17, 2014

#ReasonsForRemovalOfHamasFromEUTerrorList because they have advanced #illridewithyou system pic.twitter.com/ScRgpwqECX

— StrongIL (@StrongILnow) December 17, 2014

#ReasonsForRemovalOfHamasFromEUTerrorList They invest in child education and summer camps pic.twitter.com/IgE4SyPYop

— StrongIL (@StrongILnow) December 17, 2014