Top 10 Things Oliver Stone May Have Said

10. “Facist!”

9. “It’s not what you think, sir. It’s a Cuban cigar, given to me by Fidel.”

8. “Boy, am I glad to see you officer! You would probably know where the closest donut shop is, right? And do they sell cookies?”

7. “Hellllllllllllo Drinkstable…”

6. “You’ve never been on the grassy knoll?”

5. “I am in mourning for a friend” *

4. “Yes, sir, I realize you weren’t born yesterday..or born on the fourth of July, for that matter.”

3. “I didn’t say I was stoned, Sir. I said I was Stone!”

2. “I just saw my film Alexander and felt a compelling need to drink”

1. “This is a conspiracy!”