I bet you didn’t know that Pepsi Cola was a tool of the International Zionist Conspiracy.
Actually, neither did I until Hamas MP Salem Salamah told us so.
Salem Salamah: There are companies established by the colonialists and occupiers – large companies with branches all over the world, like Pepsi, Pepsi Cola. This is a well-known company. Pepsi is an acronym. P-E-P-S-I – Pay Every Pence to Save Israel. Pay every pence – pence is one hundredth of a dollar – to save Israel. Pay every pence to save Israel. Shouldn’t the Muslims have a fund, a company, or a large project to save the Al-Aqsa Mosque?
I guess no-one told him about some of the other famous soft drink brands:
FANTA – F*ck ANTisemitic Arabs
SPRITE – Spend Pennies to Realize Israel’s Technical Edge
