The Iranians are on to us. They’ve worked out that when we’re not doing things like inventing cutting-edge technologies or sending humanitarian aid to countries in need, we’re hatching dastardly plots with our big Satanic brother, the United States.
Senior Iranian commander Brigadier General Masoud Jazayeri on Tuesday warned against the new conspiracies of the Zionist regime in the region.
“If the UN and its Security Council refuse to put an end to the conspiracies of the Zionist regime, the regional nations will have no choice but to counter them,” Jazayeri, the Deputy Head of the General Staff of Iran’s Armed Forces, said.
According to a press tv report, he also added that the Israeli regime is in the process of hatching plots in the region with the aim of securing its revival after the historic defeat it sustained during its massive military invasion of Lebanon in the summer of 2006 as well as failing to confront the Palestinian people and Hamas.
“A US-Zionist plot against Arab countries is sure to result in more unrest and turmoil in the region. The region has been constantly faced with conspiracies of the Zionist regime, which has so far led to the death of tens of thousands of innocent people,” he stated.
The commander slammed international organizations which claim to support human rights for their silence over the ongoing crimes constantly being committed in the region, while losing no time to react to the slightest criticism of the fake Israeli regime’s atrocities.
The Security Council cannot afford to ignore the anti-human and terrorist acts of the Zionist regime forever, he said, adding that the regional nations and officials are exercising wisdom at the same time as being fully prepared to counter any military invasion and act of terrorism.
General Jazayeri advised the US President George W. Bush not to tie US fate to the policies of the Israeli regime, given the fact that many leaders have so far been discredited by supporting the Zionist regime.
And by gee we’re capable of it! We even killed JFK, you know.
Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi said on Wednesday that U.S. Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama’s expressed support for Israel stems from his fear that the Mossad would assassinate him, just as it did President John F. Kennedy.
“We suspect he may fear being killed by Israeli agents and meet the same fate as Kennedy when he promised to look into Israel’s nuclear program,” Gaddafi said.
So there you have it.
Now excuse me while I count my collection of unpaired socks that people around the globe still think they “lost.”
