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Allah Will(i)s It

Question: Which of the following is something “Allah” has not commanded:

a) Kill until man-made law has been replaced by Sharia law

b) Carry out jihad against unbelieving infidels

c) Watch a Bruce Willis movie and walk the dog

Answer: None of the above. They are all apparently “Allah’s” will.

A 40-year-old man walking his dog in the nude was Tasered by police when he refused to follow an officer’s commands.

David McCranie of the Tallahassee Police Department says an officer on patrol spotted the man shortly after 8 p.m. Friday.

The man was asked what he was doing and told the officer, “Allah told me to watch a Bruce Willis movie and walk the dog,” McCranie said.

Except in Iran and Saudi Arabia, of course.

5 thoughts on “Allah Will(i)s It”

  1. was that a shepherd dog …. and does the instruction further involved some sheep around that nude ? some questions that will never be answered;)

  2. Oh, I know the answer! It's… none of the above! And the sad part is – you know it, Dave. Or least, I hope someone of your intellect has the clarity of mind to know it.

  3. Shmo-ha-med , In the case of the G-d I believe in, the answer is indeed "none-of-the-above." But some of your co-religionists would disagree.

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