The Bomb Song

Inspired by Latma’s  The Iranian Bomb song and sung to the tune of Sisqo’s Thong Song (lyrics here)

Rhetoric so scandalous
And ya know Ahmadi can handle it
See ya shakin that fist at the Zionist
With a look in ya eye so devilish

Uh
Ya like to threaten all the western spots
Can fire cruise missiles like connect da dots
All the time while denying the Holocaust
Cuz ya evil and ya loco

[BRIDGE] If it looks like a duck duck duck
Swims like a duck duck duck
Quacks like a like a duck duck duck
Uh
I think to sing it again
Swims like a duck duck duck
Quacks like a like a duck duck duck
It’s not long
Until they’ll have that bomb

[CHORUS] Gonna wipe you off the map da na da na
You’re afraid to attack da na da na
Put that gay on the rack da na da na
That bomb b bomb bomb bomb
I’ll like it when the cancer goes da na da na
Gonna make your country glow da na da na
Oh boy, here she blows da na da na
That bomb b bomb bomb bomb

Rhetoric so scandalous
Armed with wookies and midgets
See ya shakin that fist at the Zionist
With a look in ya eye so devilish

Uh
Ya like to threaten all the western spots
Can fire cruise missiles like connect da dots
The man in a turban’s just like your pop
Not to mention Neturei Karta

[BRIDGE] [CHORUS (2x)]

Whoaaa
Rhetoric so scandalous
And ya know Ahmadi can handle it
See ya shakin that fist at the Zionist
With a look in ya eye so devilish

(Whoa)
Uh ya like to threaten all the western spots
Can fire cruise missiles like connect da dots
The man in a turban’s just like your pop
Gorilla’s completely loco

(Whoa)
Lucky that you ducked ducked ducked
Tried to take you out out out
Escaped without a cut cut cut
(Ooh)
Uh wish they’d do it again
Lucky that you ducked ducked ducked
Tried to take you out out out
Escaped without a cut cut cut
Come on
Come on
Come on
Come on

Yeahhhh yeah

[CHORUS (3x)]

Whoa
Uh alright
Uh whoa yeah
Ooh
Whoa
(Gonna wipe you off the map da na da na)
(You’re afraid to attack da na da na)
(Put that gay on the rack da na da na)
Mahdi
(That bomb b bomb bomb bomb)

(I’ll like it when the cancer goes da na da na)
(Gonna make your country glow da na da na)
(Oh boy, here she blows da na da na)
(That bomb b bomb bomb bomb)