Whose Line Is It Anyway: Gaddafi Sheen Edition

Yesterday I tweeted:

Are Muammar Gaddafi and Charlie Sheen using the same image consultant?

And I am clearly not the only one who has noticed that they both seem to be eating from the same bowl of nutty: The Guardian has published this Whose Line Is It Anyway style quiz.

It is a lot harder than you think. The answers are below (but no peeking).

gaddafi sheen

  1. I have defeated this earthworm with my words – imagine what I would have done with my fire-breathing fists
  2. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body
  3. Life without dignity is worthless
  4. I’m extremely old-fashioned, I’m a nobleman, I’m chivalrous
  5. I am like the Queen of England
  6. I am much bigger than any rank, for those who are talking about rank, I am a fighter
  7. Every great movement begins with one man
  8. These resentments, they are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my sabre
  9. I woke up at 4am, before dawn. You should be asleep. You’re all tired after a sleepless night
  10. 9/11 was ‘an absolute fairytale, a complete work of fiction


  1. Sheen
  2. Sheen
  3. Gaddafi
  4. Sheen
  5. Gaddafi
  6. Gaddafi
  7. Sheen
  8. Sheen
  9. Gaddafi
  10. Sheen

Update: I think it is only a matter of time before Gaddafi’s blonde nurse finds solace in the arms of Charlie Sheen.


David Lange

A law school graduate, David Lange transitioned from work in the oil and hi-tech industries into fulltime Israel advocacy. He is a respected commentator and Middle East analyst who has often been cited by the mainstream media

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