Whose Line Is It Anyway: Gaddafi Sheen Edition

Yesterday I tweeted:

Are Muammar Gaddafi and Charlie Sheen using the same image consultant?

And I am clearly not the only one who has noticed that they both seem to be eating from the same bowl of nutty: The Guardian has published this Whose Line Is It Anyway style quiz.

It is a lot harder than you think. The answers are below (but no peeking).

1. I have defeated this earthworm with my words – imagine what I would have done with my fire-breathing fists
2. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body
3. Life without dignity is worthless
4. I’m extremely old-fashioned, I’m a nobleman, I’m chivalrous
5. I am like the Queen of England
6. I am much bigger than any rank, for those who are talking about rank, I am a fighter
7. Every great movement begins with one man
8. These resentments, they are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my sabre
9. I woke up at 4am, before dawn. You should be asleep. You’re all tired after a sleepless night
10. 9/11 was ‘an absolute fairytale, a complete work of fiction

Answers:

1. Sheen
2. Sheen
3. Gaddafi
4. Sheen
5. Gaddafi
6. Gaddafi
7. Sheen
8. Sheen
9. Gaddafi
10. Sheen

Update: I think it is only a matter of time before Gaddafi’s blonde nurse finds solace in the arms of Charlie Sheen.