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Roseanne Barr: Screaming Goaty Murder

Regular Israellycool readers will know “celebrity” (I use the term loosely) Roseanne Barr gets my goat.

Well, apparently someone has gotten hers.

Literally.

roseanne barrRoseanne Barr claims her neighbor is a gun-toting NIGHTMARE — who slaughtered the comic’s goats as part of a campaign of terror … this according to legal docs obtained by TMZ.

Barr — who lives on a macadamia nut farm in Hawaii — filed a request for a restraining order against her neighbor Roree Oehlman and her husband Richard … claiming the couple has had it out for Rosie since she moved in.

According to the docs, Roseanne claims the problems began from the moment she moved in — when her neighbors declared they don’t want any “Kaballah studying [that means Jewish) people here on the Big Island.”

Roseanne says Roree claims to have guns — and often harasses and even threatens the comic.

In fact, Roseanne claims one morning she found two of her four goats had been killed — and shortly after Rosie discovered the bodies, her neighbor allegedly told Roseanne’s son-in-law, “That’s what happens when you piss people off.”

Rosie wants a judge to ban the couple from getting anywhere near her property — or contacting any member of her family.

I’m just surprised she didn’t blame it on Chimpy McHitlerHalliburton and his bunch of merry neocons.

Meanwhile, here is an interesting fact:

In related news, the county recently cited Roseanne for doing “illegal work” on her nut farm … after Roree filed a complaint in the “interest of public safety.”

Nut farm? Wow, she has more in common with Jimmy Carter than I first thought.

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David Lange

A law school graduate, David Lange transitioned from work in the oil and hi-tech industries into fulltime Israel advocacy. He is a respected commentator and Middle East analyst who has often been cited by the mainstream media
Picture of David Lange

David Lange

A law school graduate, David Lange transitioned from work in the oil and hi-tech industries into fulltime Israel advocacy. He is a respected commentator and Middle East analyst who has often been cited by the mainstream media
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