The Many Looks Of A Doucheblogger

In yesterday’s Seattle Times puff piece on Doucheblogger^TMRichard Silverstein, reporter Jonathan Martin wrote the following about El Doucherino:

With shaggy hair and glasses, he retains the look of an academic.

Which got me thinking: Dickie really has a few looks.. 

Creepy Chef Douche

Shaggy Douche  

Double ‘O’ Douche

Rainbow Douche

Drab Douche

Priscilla, Queen of the Douches

Casual Douche

But no matter what “look” he goes for, Dickie will always be a douche.